I came very late to Glastonbury.
I wasn’t there in the seventies, though that would have been ideal since I had freedom, a leaning towards pseudo-hippydom, and was a seasoned camper. Both the eighties and the nineties were marked for me by new family responsibilities and a traumatic event which took a long while to get over. So it wasn’t till the millennium that I got my tent out, threw my backpack on and boarded the coach bound for the wilds of Somerset and four days of the legendary life-changing experience.
My abiding memory of that long weekend is of being constantly on the move. This was 2005, a year now famous in the annals of Glastonbury, and that first night there was thunder, lightning and a cataclysmic rainstorm which literally washed away those tents pitched at the bottom of the rolling hillside slopes. Mine survived, but in the early dawn I climbed further up the hill and joined a disconsolate group who had gathered under someone’s awning to stare out at the grey sky, the biblical rain and the sodden ground. Suddenly a little hip flask was produced and handed round. This was how I experienced the first true Micawber moment of my life: wet, underslept and no morning cuppa, result, misery; wet, underslept, and a small slug of whisky, result, total happiness.
This was a glorious lesson in stoicism which I have benefited from ever since. From that moment on I revelled in the fact that I knew I was going to be able to cope, physically and mentally, with any kind of privation which Glastonbury could test me with. For the next two days I waded and sloshed through a foot of standing water, and missed most of the headline bands simply because it took so long to struggle from one stage to the next. I stood just behind an army of JCBs scooping up heaps of soaking, evil- smelling straw, mud and possibly sewage while promising Bob Geldof, who popped by briefly, to make poverty history. I got wellie-burn. I ate only occasionally. I never sat down because there was nowhere to sit, and I never once wished I was at home with my feet up. And towards the end of it all, when my slightly anxious daughter called me to make sure I hadn’t drowned, I was able to raise my pint of pear cider and tell her that I’d never felt better – and meant it.
By Felecity Ferguson
Sounds like a night out in the Welsh hills. I love the way you paint a really gloomy picture of the scene and then declare, ‘I never once wished I was at home with my feet up.’
I am in 🧡 with your first paragraph, Phil. The way you allude to living through such serious life experiences had me actively rooting for you to have the very best of times at Glastonbury.
And you made it so, certainly not in a box-ticking way but you grabbed the weekend and made it yours, learning ‘a glorious [and lasting] lesson in stoicism’ to boot (in your boots).
Thank you for sharing this memory.