The travel to the great Isle of Wight was the greatest journey of my life.  I saw the clear blue sea at first.  I was so invested in the idea that it was a luxury hotel and the food was brought to you but it wasn’t!  It kinda looked like a flat but the lady who was there, her name was Tina, she’s was kinda mean.  “NO HANDS ON THE TABLE!”

“OK sorry.”

It was a Monday night REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! The alarm goes off. K had no clothes on. I was changing but I gave K my dressing gown because he had nothing on. “DONT WORRY GUYS IT JUST A WATER LEAK.” I’m sorry but can a water leak really cause a whole alarm to go off?

Aaaaaaahhhhhh! Get ready and go down stairs [for what you say] breakfast.  Beans egg bread bacon sausage mmmmmmmmmhhhhhh. It was bussin bussin!